Archive for ‘Red Tape’

August 16, 2011

Soft Dollar vs Hard Dollar – Hong Kong Phooey Style

ROII have this really totally spiffy radacool awesome idea, now all I need to do is get someone to buy into. Oh crap, they want to know what the ROI on it is. What do I tell them now?

Well do you know what the ROI [Return on Investment] is? Is there a real dollar ROI? Is it a hard dollar ROI? Soft dollar ROI? Do you know the difference between soft dollar and hard dollar?

If you can’t answer these questions never fear we’ll go after it Hong Kong Phooey style. Yah! Hah hoo! And a rinkey-dinkey doo to you!

August 1, 2011

Zombie Zen – The Secret to Success

Zombies Do It RightSlobbering, drooling, shambling, mostly dead, single minded purposes – no, I’m not talking about your last date. I’m talking about zombies. These unthinking creatures of inspiration know what they’re doing. Zombies do it right.

Sounds silly, or disgusting if you’re a zombie hater [don’t hate the zombie hate the brains], but zombies really do have it straight – and this is why.

June 16, 2011

Due Process

Fill out Form 2-1337-4U and move to the red tape. Next.

O.K., so we all wish we could cut through the red tape, skip the process, get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, have chocolate covered candies delivered and meet that perfect person for us. Reality check, it’s not going to happen, well maybe the chocolate covered candies.

Here’s the thing, the Process is there for a reason. You may not understand it, frankly I usually don’t, but it has it’s roots founded in some need of the company. There are things you can do to help the process along.